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Umarmung

(9 Stimme(n), Ø 4,00 von 5)

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Manche Leute brauchen eine Umarmung, um den Hals, mit einem Seil!

Fett verbrennen

(6 Stimme(n), Ø 3,17 von 5)

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Wir müssen Fett verbrennen – Schmeiß den Grill an!

Halt die Klappe Gewissen

(6 Stimme(n), Ø 3,00 von 5)

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Halt die Klappe Gewissen! Diese Schuhe brauchen mich!

Du hast zwar Recht…

(6 Stimme(n), Ø 3,83 von 5)

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Du hast zwar Recht, aber meine Meinung gefällt mir einfach besser!

Zahnfee

(10 Stimme(n), Ø 4,30 von 5)

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Ich bin die Zahnfee, ich polier dir die Fresse!

Klimaforscher

(3 Stimme(n), Ø 3,67 von 5)

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Der erste Klimaforscher, der dieses Jahr vor der Erderwärmung warnt, den erschlag ich eigenhändig mit nem Eiskratzer!

Früher vs. heute

(5 Stimme(n), Ø 4,80 von 5)

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Früher war ich unentschlossen, heute bin ich mir da nicht mehr so sicher.

Erstaunlich

(4 Stimme(n), Ø 2,75 von 5)

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Manchmal schaue ich Menschen an und denke: “Ernsthaft? Diese Spermie hat gewonnen?!”

Erwachsen sein

(3 Stimme(n), Ø 4,33 von 5)

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Ich weiß, dass ich erwachsen bin, aber Alter, das ist ne Hüpfburg!

Tinnitus

(4 Stimme(n), Ø 4,75 von 5)

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Ich hab nen Tinnitus im Auge - Ich seh nur Pfeifen!

Ich bin nicht faul

(5 Stimme(n), Ø 4,00 von 5)

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Ich bin nicht faul, sondern im Energiesparmodus!

Ich bin nicht faul

(6 Stimme(n), Ø 4,17 von 5)

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Ich bin nicht faul. Ich bin nur hoch motiviert nichts zu tun.

Kein Alkohol am Steuer

(3 Stimme(n), Ø 1,67 von 5)

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Kein Alkohol am Steuer! Ein kleines Schlagloch, und man verschüttet alles.

Alkohol löst keine Probleme

(5 Stimme(n), Ø 2,80 von 5)

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Alkohol löst keine Probleme, aber das tut Milch ja auch nicht.